Never Fear….JERRY’S HERE! Garden Tonics ~

LOL! That was in my mail last night when I picked it up from the post office ~

Moles Driving ya’ Nuts? Weeds Gone Wild? Sick of Slugs? Never Fear…Jerry’s Here! Inside: 28 of the BEST ard and garden troubleshooting tips, tricks and tonics – and 2,168 amazing backyard problem solvers in all – and they’re all yours to try, FREE!

Ok…So ole Jerry peaked my interest and I opened up the flyer.

Jerry Baker, America’s Master Gardener. Special 40th Anniversary Issue ~ It’s amazing! It’s awesome! And best of all – it’s yours to preview – FREE!


You know what??!! I think I’m going to order it! LOL! If even 1/4 of the stuff that is in it works…it’d be well worth the price, me thinks.

Terrific Garden Tonics! In this Special Preview Issue, you’ll discover how my latest and greates all-natural mixers and fixers can give you…

Lovely Lawns – all it takes is a little beer, dish soap, and cola…
Fabulous Flowers – yours will bloom their fool heads off if you use wine, ammonia, and steel wool…
Towering Trees – you’ll have it made in the shade with these bourbon, coffee, and Epsom Salts tonics…
Incredible Edibles – enjoy mouth-watering cukes, tomatoes, and melons with baking soda, chive tea, and jello…

I’m either going to have one helluva great looking yard…or one in rehab! Did you see all the alcohol in the tonics?! ROFL!

The Suspects ~ Billbugs, Mole Crickets, Moles, Bark Beetles, Gypsy moths, Squirrels, Aphids, Cats, Scale, Lilac borers, Rust mites, Cabbageworms, skunks, bean beetles, squash vine borers….

The Solutions ~ Awesome Aeration Tonic, Hot Bug Brew, Mole Chaser Tonic, Peppermint Soap Spray, Orange Aid Elixir, Spicy Squirrel Stopper, Amazing Aphid Antidote, Hit-the-Trail Mix, Crazy Daisy Spray, Double-Punch Garlic Tea, Knock-‘Em-Dead Insect Tonic….

Key Indgredients ~ Beer, dishwashing liquid, peppers, garlic, onion, hot sauce, chili powder, orange peels, peppermint oil, baby shampoo, cloves, mustard, Murphy Oil Soap, alcohol, vegetable oil, bleach, vinegar, flour, milk, instant tea

A Whiskey A G0-G0 Elixir!

My Seed and Soil Energizer will give your veggie seeds as much pep as go-go dancers – they’ll just keep on going and growing!

1 tsp of whiskey
1 tsp of ammonia
1 tsp of dishwashing liquid
1 qt of weak tea water

Mix these ingredients in a bucket, then pour the solution into a hand-held sprayer. Shake it gently, then apply a good misting to the surface of all newly-planted seed beds or plant containters.

I’ll let you all know how it works at the end of the growing season!

If you have already tried some of his tonics ~ let me know if they work!!! 🙂

9 thoughts on “Never Fear….JERRY’S HERE! Garden Tonics ~

  1. Hey, check out the new blog format! Very nice indeed.

    You have been a woman in a bush-hating frenzy, I see LOL! I don’t like junipers myself.

    Jerry is the best. Chris loves him. 😉

  2. LOL! Are you kidding with me?! Chris actually likes him?

    There is a cat tonic that I plan on using…I love my kitties, but if they aren’t allowed to go outside and eat the wild birds I feed, then the neighborhood cats aren’t allowed also!

    Unfortunately for me, my right hand is really swollen from the yard work…I’m getting closer and closer to surgery, me thinks.

  3. So what do you do with the rest of the bottle of whiskey? Whiskey sauce for your bread pudding? Whiskey chicken? Whiskey in a shot glass?

    I think you better be mixing those potions outside and wear a mask. You’re not only going to keep the bugs away. You’ll repel all the cats, dogs and neighbors! Can I help? 😀

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