Stupid Funny Spam Comments

Most of my posts are rambles, wordless wednesdays, simple woman’s daybook, quilting, recipes, family…nothing life shattering…so I find these spam comments pretty funny to find on my posts. Actually wordpress stops them in their tracks and they never make to my posts, but you get the point. Am amazed that they actually think we fall for their comments and links.

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* Hey, great post. Great blog. It is clean and to the point. You know it is rare to find quality content on these things… I am quite impressed with your writing, and was wondering if you might be interested in doing some writing for us on the side. It pays decent.
(Hey! Sign me up…as all I did was post a picture!)

* Just wondering if eBay allows you to market concert tickets on the net? Do you know if you’ll find any restrictions depending on what country you’re in? My parents have just called me and asked if i could “get rid” of their two tickets to some concert as they wont be able to make it due to yet another family event. Apart from asking pals etc, i thought ebay would be an excellent location to market them. But whats ebay’s policy on promoting tickets? Ive heard alot about it around the news but ive forgotten what happened. and if it matters, the concert is inside this coming month Thanks in advance for the advice.

* How you doin?, I really love the way u made the subject… maybe you could join my page and give me a few tipps. thank you in advance

* This website is the prime web property.

* Usually I do not write on blogs, but I would like to say that this article really convinced me to do so! Congratulations, pretty nice submit.
( on post of pictures of birds)

* You made some clear points there.
(on my niece’s snowboarding video??!! LOL!)

* Please move me if is not the right area for my post. Hi I Anna. My Hobbies are studying and magic bullet system.
(hmmmm…)

* club penguin field ops
(????)

* Punk not dead.
(LONG LIVE PUNK!)

* Relying on your instanct is tough for most of us. It takes years to build confidence. It doesn’t really just happen if you know what I mean.
(Sure…whatever you say!)

* Good thorough ideas here. I’d like to suggest taking a look a such as something like cheeseburger. What you think?
(Hell ya! I’d love a good cheeseburger…with shrooms and bacon, please!)

* Beneficial Blog! I had been simply just debating that there are plenty screwy results at this issue you now purely replaced my personal belief.
(WOW! I did not know that there were plenty screwy results about art tiles!)

* Let off the hook c detonate’s thrash out a matter universal so we emit each other our dating tips…
(WTF?! Anyone know what that dude is talking about?)

* old GE refrigerator
(I’m a little insulted about that comment…MY QUILTS DO NOT LOOK LIKE OLD GE REFRIGERATORS! Take it back!)

* Hello, excuse what not on tell me please where enohpelet…
(slightly dyslexic are we?)

* It is extremely interesting for me to read the blog. Thank author for it. I like such topics and everything that is connected to them. I would like to read a bit more on this site soon.
(As soon as I find more Pumpkin cobbler recipes…I’ll be sure to post them! )

* Hi their, i created acclimatization. Not indigence to attend. I digs that he did and he is however impaired development.
(Wow…on a fabric thread?)

* Excellent post, I quite agree with your conclusion. However Iam having problem subscribing to your ass.
(Thank God! My arse doesn’t need subscribing to!)

* Hi gomik!
(Back atcha Idgit!)

* Can you tell me how i can register mail at google
(If you can’t figure that out by yourself, you shouldn’t be on the internet at all honey!)

* I’m going to post my hello to this. Hello again my name is Mike. I go online maily for toning muscle.
(I take walks and use weights to tone my muscles! I didn’t know that all I had to do was go online!)

* They should have obedience instruction as soon as possible.
(I did not know the San Francisco Dutch windmills were so disobedient!)

* My lil b’ass netbook not wrking…. and my computer is not wrking wtf am.I suppose to do???? Grrr
(Why are you telling me?! I don’t care if your netbook and computer aren’t working! I don’t even know you!)

* I would like to thank you for the efforts you could made in writing this article. I am hoping the identical finest work from you in the future as well.
(The efforts I could have made? Is he dissing on me?!)

* Yo feller. Tremendous blog. Can you write also about here?
(Not sure where here is as I wasn’t gonna click on Yo feller’s link.)

* Undoubtedly one of the things i adore about blog posts is they will arouse a spark of thought in my head. Once that crops up, I believe i can remark hoping it’s beneficial to others. Simply because there are numerous blogs with numerous things of view, they task your way of thinking and conception. It’s at these moments in case you have important foresight others will possibly not have had, which includes a blogger him/herself. I see myself ever coming back again and again to your blog when you have some outstanding enlightenment, which is very notable and educ tes me your know your items. Keep spreading food for thought on others! Know more about. A world full of resources on Data Entry Jobs.
(Excuse me…I have to wipe the Diet Mtn Dew off of my computer screen now)

UPDATE: A spam comment on my spam post! ROFL!

* I have many question about your post. I think u should write lot of more details. But Thanks anymore

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About sleepycathollow

I'm Michelle and live in Northern Nevada ~ beautiful mix of high desert and the Sierra. While I work at the University, I'd rather take pictures, play with fountain pensioned ink, garden, cook, craft and make quilts. :)
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8 Responses to Stupid Funny Spam Comments

  1. April says:

    My sides are aching. Truly. That is the funniest thing I’ve read in weeks, girlie!

  2. I always enjoy the spam (on email) that encourages me to increase the size of my … er … manhood. Never really felt the need for that, given that I’m a woman, and proud of it 🙂

  3. Mom says:

    Those were really funny. Those of us who know you, have no problem with your blog. It is just an extention of yourself and a way of showing us your wonderful pics, quilts, and food…keep it up, I love it. Love, Mom

  4. You made the spam comments SO funny!! I got one today that started out “Yo son…” Went downhill quickly from there but it started me laughing as I could only imagine the comment you would have made about it!

  5. Tickled Red says:

    Snort…choke…giggle…cough…Bwhahahahahahahahahaah….sSSSTPZ!

    🙂

  6. don_mae says:

    Thanks for the laugh!! I get a lot of spam, too, but none as funny as these.

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